Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Caturday

"Keeping the bed warm for you, Mom!"

Today marks two months since I brought him home. He has brought a lot of joy into my life.


Last weekend, Chip tore into another loaf of fresh French bread. Clearly, he likes the stuff and he isn't going to loaf around, waiting for me to give him some. The cat's a serious breaditor. As for cat food, yesterday he scarfed down a can of Fancy Feast in 3 minutes, 35.71 seconds.

His health is mostly good. He has a bit of a yeast infection in one ear, for which he is receiving drops. Seven drops in each ear, twice a day. I guess the idea is that at least a little bit will get down to where it's needed. Even with massaging his ears afterwards, I wind up being spritzed with the stuff.

1 comment:

Marc said...

Miri, my rescue, has a little eye irritation - getting the drops in her eye twice a day is not fun. But we do what we need do for our furkids, no matter how much they protest. Glad Chip is helping you out in making sure you don't have to make the bed.