Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Pour Me a Double, Put It on Jesus's Tab

I went to the store this evening. There was a minivan with a bumpersticker that read:
"Jesus Paid for Your Sins."
Sweet! Open bar!!
Posted by on or about 23:55
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2 comments:

Doug T. said...

that's a good one! Wish I had thought that up.

4/05/2014 3:58 PM
Unknown said...

Jesus paid for my sins, and I'm doing everything in my power to ensure he gets his money's worth.

4/05/2014 8:43 PM

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