Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Caturday

Freshly-laundered "cat towels" must be properly seasoned.

Posted by on or about 07:33
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Our cat believes that all fresh laundry must be seasoned and protected with a covering of cat hair. Mike R

4/19/2014 9:32 AM
Yogi said...

Otherwise known as a "cat trap".

4/19/2014 10:54 AM
w3ski said...

Nothing like being all clean and wet after a nice shower and then recovering yourself in Cat Hair?
a cat owned
w3ski

4/19/2014 11:07 AM
Eck! said...

Obviously done to his satisfaction...

We are well trained by those without thumbs.

Eck!

4/19/2014 10:57 PM

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