Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Unabashed Product Endorsement

See's peanut brittle.

I usually don't care for the stuff. Some of the peanut brittle that I've tasted in the past were about as brittle as reinforced concrete.

But this stuff might be the crack cocaine of peanut brittle. I'm visiting a friend for the holidays and my mother sent a box of See's peanut brittle.

We just about inhaled it. That's how good it was.

4 comments:

Bridget Magnus said...
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Bridget Magnus said...

Um... That didn't come out right!

Thank heaven See's stores are a pain in the butt, because their buttercream filled chocolates are also insanely good.

Ruckus said...

I've tried chocolate from around the world and See's is still the best, IMNSHO. Most of the time there is not even a contest.

skip 2 colorado said...

Oh See's Peanut Brittle...Scotchmallows, Bordeaux,
What I miss most about California. More than the ocean. More than good Chinese food. More than Trader Joe's. See's, definately See's.