Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 12, 2011

Higgs

CERN has called a press conference for tomorrow. Speculation is rampant as to whether or not they will announce that they have found the Higg's boson.*

To be frank, I don't understand all of the bits of the Standard Model and how quarks, letons, muons and the rest all fit together. I can't comprehend the math.**

The Wright Brothers were able to make a working flying machine because the basic science of fluid dynamics had been developed. Understanding how things work is key to then being able to make use of that knowledge. So this is pretty exciting.
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* One might be nationalistically churlish and reflect that if Congress had not canceled the Superconducting Super Collider in 1993, we'd be well past this point.
** Newton certainly could have.

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