Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, December 12, 2011

Do You Have Cash in a Brokerage Account?

If so, move it to a local bank or S&L. Do it now. Because what happened at MF Global seems to have been legal under U.S. rules: The brokerage firms can use your cash as security for their obligations.

I'm surprised that someone hasn't by now gone looking for Jon Corzine with a pair of flexi-cuffs, a soldering iron and a .44.

(H/T)

4 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. Seriously? Once you've got the cuffs and soldering iron, do you need a specific caliber?

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  2. She said 44. I'm assuming that's 44 mag.
    And yes the caliber can be important depending on how messy you want to be.

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  3. Joe, you want the terrified broker to shit his pants when he stares down the barrel of a gun which looks about as big as the Holland Tunnel.

    Ruckus, a .44 Special would work just as well.

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  4. EBM
    Yes any .44 would do for pants shitting, but I was thinking of the exit wound. Which of course at close range would not change the outcome one bit.

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