Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

It's the Holiday Season, a Time for Joy and Family and Hopes for a Better New Year

Which is why I am not, this morning, ranting about the motherfucking Teabaggers in the House of Representatives.

Which is why I'm not excoriating John Boehner for being the most ineffective leader of a legislative body in my lifetime, other than maybe Harry Reid.

Which is why I'm not blasting Eric Cantor (may only he die soon, painfully and often) for throwing tens of millions of Americans off unemployment, only so that his rabid caucus can score a few points, if only in their own deranged minds.

It is what it is. Millions of Americans voted for this state of affairs. Only the holidays and the fact that one should think good thoughts at this time of the year keeps me from wishing that Santa Claus fill the stockings of Teabaggers with rancid fish and decayed vermin.

I'm hitting the road.

So all of you stay safe.

4 comments:

Doug T. said...

I admire your self-restraint. May safe travels and great pleasure come your way.

Nangleator said...

The silver lining I see in this is the possibility that somewhere, some blue collar schlub finally realizes that the GOP isn't really about tax cuts.

w3ski said...

The best we seem to have is to make the very Most of right Now !
May all the good of this world surround you and your this celebrative season. If only for a bit, "may life Go Your way"
May your feet be warm, your cup be full and your smile reach your ears. Thank You Comrade especially, but to all the family here also.
All the Best yalll
w3ski

lisahgolden said...

Happy holidays!