Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
Where do these people come from? My ex sister-in-law was a school administrator and while she could be a hard ass I could never see her doing something this stupid. In addition, she was certified for special ed. She probably would have handled the district officials better.
Like the one I saw on Fark earlier, some kid chewed a piece of toast into the shape of a gun and had the cops called on him,true to form, they hauled his narrow ass off and actually pressed charges.
Seriously?
The mind fuck they are throwing into our kids is mind boggling.
Part of this next generation is completely Gonzo and part of the one after them are going to be completely malleable fucking Gumby's.
I will greet Death gladly at this point.
BK, it was a slice of pizza.
LOL, so much for my short term memory.....
I paid good money to kill it off.
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