Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, December 9, 2011

Well, That Was Fun

I finally dragged my dead ass to the pistol range. They had these targets, which were fun to shoot at. I pretty much shot the head out of this one:


The worrisome thing is that this range, which has something like a dozen firing positions, was pretty busy. Normally, it's almost dead in there early on a weekday afternoon, but not today. Either a lot of people had time off or a lot of guys found themselves with more free time than they had anticipated. Which may not be a good local economic indicator.

3 comments:

skip 2 colorado said...

OK...I just clicked on the link to the targets & peed the chair when what-ever-the-hell-that-was screamed in my face. Note to self: turn speakers down. This makes me wish I wasn't scared of guns.
Will never fit in here in CO.

Improbable Joe said...

...or they were listening to American (anti-)Family Radio, where they've been talking about stocking up on canned goods in case of system failure and Armageddon, thanks to Obama being an atheist Muslim or some such.

I'm going to try to get my wife out to the range this weekend, just because it should be FUN!

Comrade Misfit said...

It should be fun. There are all sort of imaginative targets out there. There once was an app that would allow you to make a target out of any jpeg, but that seems to have vanished.