Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

TSA-- Totally Stealing Anything; Cookie Monster Edition

Really, guys? You really rifled through inspected a woman's checked bag and swiped half of the homemade peanut-butter cookies that she had packed away?

You fuckers are pretty goddamned low to steal Christmas cookies or, for that matter, any cookies from passengers' suitcases.

This is why most thinking Americans regard the TSA with the same level of contempt that they have for child-molesters and congressmen.

(H/T)

4 comments:

Unknown said...

coming back from Ireland w/ wife & 4-year old son, the TSA opened our bags, broke a couple of Balleek candlesticks, and ate half a candy bar: then put the other half (with teethmarks) back in the suitcase.

Joe said...

Could have been the baggage handlers. It's never happened to me, but my French in-laws say stuff has often disappeared from their checked bags. It's a pan-European problem that's been going on for decades.

Comrade Misfit said...

But there's the "inspected by the TSA" sticker and paperwork.

Ruckus said...

The TSA actually searches through baggage, sometimes repacking very badly. My folded clothes didn't turn themselves into wads of cloth. And never all the other thousands of times I've traveled on planes, only when the TSA has opened and inspected. Maybe it's not the TSA. Maybe some baggage handlers have a clothing fetish. Maybe some handlers are only trashing bags with TSA stickers. Almost all my experiences with TSA and before that the border patrol, have not been positive, not in the least.