Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Caturday

Gracie had to go in for dental work this week. Besides a cleaning, she had one extraction. You can see where they shaved a bit of one of her legs.


She was not terribly happy about all of this. She has been spending time under my couch.


Bella is in one of her favorite spots. Her owner, for years and years, regarded putting towels on furniture as "tacky". Too much time spent cleaning upholstry eventually changed her mind.


Rocky, the Maine Coon. He is a one-person cat and I am not that person.


Jake is recharging his solar cells.

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