Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Jacques Chirac, Convict

Jacques Chirac was found guilty of corruption. One of the slightly humorous things about this is that his doctors claimed that he suffered from the Politician's Disease: A really bad memory.

So it seems that there really wasn't that much difference between Jacques Chirac and Black Jacques Shellacque.


1 comment:

bob said...

Just like Ronnie R (Iran-Contra), Randy C (Bribery), Rick P (just about anything complicated), Newt (Contract on America), Jack A (Lobby for Native American), John B (Shit he from Ohio), Jim W (Book Deal with Fox), and the list just keeps getting longer and undistinguished with each passing year.

It must be something in their diet