Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, December 11, 2011

"We Promise to Investigate the Election That We Stole." --Dmitry Medvedev

Besides calling the protestors traitors and tools of Hillary Clinton, the Russian government has promised to investigate its theft of the recent parliamentary elections.

They might want to hire Ken Blackwell, as rumor has it that he has considerable experience in rigging elections.


montag said...

At least there won't be any surprises about what their investigation finds.

BadTux said...

Sure there will be surprises, like when they find those unopened ballot boxes showing that Putin's party won by *more* votes than reported. Surprise!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin