Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, December 11, 2011

"We Promise to Investigate the Election That We Stole." --Dmitry Medvedev

Besides calling the protestors traitors and tools of Hillary Clinton, the Russian government has promised to investigate its theft of the recent parliamentary elections.

They might want to hire Ken Blackwell, as rumor has it that he has considerable experience in rigging elections.

2 comments:

montag said...

At least there won't be any surprises about what their investigation finds.

BadTux said...

Sure there will be surprises, like when they find those unopened ballot boxes showing that Putin's party won by *more* votes than reported. Surprise!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin