Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

FAA Job Opening

Right at the top:
Federal Aviation Administrator Randy Babbitt resigned Tuesday, three days after he was arrested on a drunk driving charge near his suburban Washington home.
The beef wasn't that he was driving drunk. No, the problem was that he didn't inform his boss, the Secretary of Transportation about the arrest. So his boss read about it in the paper. Which is never good for a political job.

I don't have any beef with Babbitt's performance. He was light-years better than two of the previous Administrators who wouldn't have known a pitot tube from a relief tube.

8 comments:

LRod said...

"He was light-years better than two of the previous Administrators…"

I'll give you that almost anything would be better compared to Blakey and that scum who couldn't even get confirmed. But Babbit was no choir boy, either. He was a scab at Eastern, and he was pretty much a Quisling as ALPA president. The only hope I had for him when he was selected was that he wasn't Blakey and he wasn't that scum who couldn't even get confirmed.

Incidentally, I was long gone before any of them came on line, so I didn't suffer personally, but they fucked up the institution that was my life for 30 years. I won't forgive that.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Draft Sully said...

Hey, how about Sully?

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Comrade Misfit said...

Why would Sully want to put up with that political mishegoss?

Vannevar said...

Two things if I may.

Randy's big f-up was flying the company airplane on Monday after a Saturday DUI. That hasn't been explored yet.

Nothing against Capt. Sully, but here's a quote about putting airline pilots in charge of ATC:

Hiring airline people (Russ Chew, Hank Krakowski, Randy Bobbitt) to run an ANSP is like hiring hostesses to run a restaurant, or a photo developer to run a drug store; they have an informed view of some parts of it, but they suffer from deeply ingrained misconceptions about the high value, essential activities (kitchen, pharmacy, ATC). Unfortunately, The Public tends to over-estimate the expertise of airline pilots and believes they make excellent FAA executives. The results are predictable and consistent.

Cheers, V.

Vannevar said...

Not only that, but any comment stream that includes the words "Quisling" and "mishegoss" should be required reading. My compliments.

LRod said...

Bobby Sturgell was the scum who couldn't even get confirmed.

Just popped into my head as I was talking with my bride.

(and thank you, Vannevar, for the compliment)

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

LRod said...

I must eat some crow and apologize. I checked the Master Scab List and with a friend who's a retired Eastern pilot and Babbit did not scab. As my friend wrote: "Randy was not a scab but took care of himself first after the Lorenzo episode."

My friend confirms, however, my analysis of his stint as ALPA president, and suggests that Babbit Sr. (also an EAL pilot) must have been rolling over in his grave at Jr.'s tenure.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

P.S. E-B (if I may call you by your first name), I will not complain one bit if, given my not-wholly-accurate description, you see fit to delete my original post, although I'll miss revisiting Vanevar's kind thoughts above.

Comrade Misfit said...

LRod, I'll let it stand. No real harm done.