Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
That's just bizarre (the graph that is, the governor is just typical). When did student loans become unforgivable?
I missed ya while I was without the tubes.
Normally you are on my list of must haves.
Smooch.
Busted
Charles, the law was changed in 1998. The Congress was in the firm control of the party of Hoover at the time.
Busted, smooch right back. I've been without power for a day, got it back an hour ago. Lights and heat! Life is good.
I am on disability, when I called to try to make payment arrangements they sent me a form for my doctor to fill out so it could be forgiven. Then they sent me letter saying that they have to decide if I'm disabled, in the meantime they will keep taking %15 of my check. Said it might take a year and if I was really disabled, they'd give the money back.
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