Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Jail to the Koch Brothers!

Read this lengthy report from Bloomberg News.

When you do, you may wonder why the Koch Brothers, as well as the senior managers of Koch Industries, are not all doing hard time in prison, for the company comes across as nothing more than a massive criminal conspiracy.
For six decades around the world, Koch Industries has blazed a path to riches -- in part, by making illicit payments to win contracts, trading with a terrorist state, fixing prices, neglecting safety and ignoring environmental regulations. At the same time, Charles and David Koch have promoted a form of government that interferes less with company actions.
Of course, we all know why they aren't in prison: They're Republicans. Bribery, polluting, negligent homicide, stealing government resources and flouting export laws are all OK if you are a Republican.

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

My wife's bumper stickefr:
"It's not criminal,
It's Republican"

skip 2 colorado said...

Thanks for posting this...sadly, none of it comes as a shock. I'm a former GP employee, and remember their horrid safety record in WI mills...4 employees killed in a debarker, many thought it was a result of inadequate safety policy. After getting fined for storing tankers of chlorine gas 100 yards from an elementary school, one exec was quoted as saying it was "cheaper to pay the fines" than fix the problem. The residents of the town basically looked the other way because the mill was such a major employer. How many of these stories will we never hear about?
I'd like to see Lockup: Koch Bros as a new reality show.

BadTux said...

Laws are for the little people.

- Koch the Snarky Kochsucker

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, yeah. If you or I had committed a tenth, nay, a hundredth of the crimes that those two have allegedly committed, we'd be on Death Row.

BadTux said...

Or at least we'd be sharing Martha Stewart's old cell at Club Fed, except for far longer than Martha occupied that cell.