Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Oh, Please, Be My Guest, Proceed.

Rep. Michele Bachmann, (R-Crazytown, MN):
What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing.
I hope C-Span covers that little ceremony.

(Maybe someone should inform her that the "blood brothers" ritual involved suck-starting a 12-gauge.)

(H/T)

4 comments:

Distributorcap said...

do you think she will encourage followers to do as she does

Marc said...

She should remember that if she wants to do it right, you go down the street, not across the tracks.

Comrade Misfit said...

DCap, it could be like the Heaven's Gate cult, but only for conservatives.

Marc, I hope she goes for the Thee-Way Cut: Long, deep and forever.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Someone needs to come up with a term that's crazier than "batshit crazy."
Bachmann has some serious mental illness. So serious, sometimes I hear her speak and forget to laugh and point.