Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 5, 2009

So I Turned on the News Last Night

And there was retired Vice President for Torture, Vlad Cheney, giving his spiel that we are all going to die unless America continues his policies of torture, murder and detention without trial.

I turned the news off. I figured that there could not be anything important that happened yesterday if ABC News thought it necessary to give air time to the World's Most Wanted War Criminal.

3 comments:

lahru said...

well I waved the white flag of surrender to all of the major networks when I saw the pvp (previous vice president) i don't even want to type his name and these guys like a bent coin you can't seem to get rid of. They just will not go away.

exmixer said...

Russ,

Have courage, we got rid of some of the assholes, they're like bedbugs, no certain path to elimination but possible. Really.

exmixer

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he whom I'd rather not mention made me turn off the set, too. That and the Republican frothing about the "spending not stimulus" bill every night keeps me watching re-runs of NCIS at 1700!