Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 23, 2009

Sliding Into Irrelevance

Go ahead, Richard Shelby. Keep on parroting the Wingnut smear that "Obama is not a natural-born U.S. citizen." Keep taking your talking cues from certified morons such as Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas.

You Winguts were so upset every time we questioned the legitimacy of the (fraudulent) elections of the Chimperor. "Get over it," you said. "Let it go, he's the president now," you cried.

No, I'd rather you keep it up. For that gives us a tool to club you with; we can point to that every time you oppose President Obama on anything and say: "See how insanely crazy they are? Their opposition is driven by irrational hatred, not by anything substantial."

So keep it up. GOP-brand conservatism will slide into the septic tank of history and will, hopefully, be replaced by conservatism based on rationality and not unthinking knee-jerk ideology.

Which will be to the betterment of the nation.

2 comments:

Jay G said...

"GOP-brand conservatism will slide into the septic tank of history and will, hopefully, be replaced by conservatism based on rationality and not unthinking knee-jerk ideology."

From your lips to G-d's ears...

Comrade Misfit said...

Or "keyboard"...