Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Yuck

I'm watching my tape of last night's Daily Show. They had a commercial for "BL," a beer with "superior drinkability."

It looked a lot like bottled urine. Which, come to think of it, would probably be more drinkable than a lot of Budweiser products.
Posted by on or about 06:59

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not beer, it's an artificially-beer-flavored Alcohol Delivery Vehicle. Which is what their target audience wants. Why they don't just drink vodka....

10/08/2008 1:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

But vodka is for commies..

10/08/2008 4:06 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)