Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 3, 2008

Moronosity Report

Palin says she will be "more accessible" to voters and the press. Shit, she couldn't have been less accessible unless she was going to take up residence in an abandoned missile silo.

Then there was this nugget in that story:
Palin said she had been "annoyed" in her interviews with CBS News anchor Katie Couric and had been caught off guard when asked what newspapers and magazines she read and to name Supreme Court decisions she disagreed with — questions Palin appeared not to be able to answer.

Her responses, Palin said, were "an indication of being outside that Washington elite, outside of the media elite also."

Sorry, no. Not knowing what newspaper or magazines one reads is not "an indication of being outside that Washington elite, outside of the media elite also." It is an indication that one is a fucking flyweight. She could not think of the name of a single god-damned newspaper in the entire fucking country, not a single one.

That's not an indication that that she is "not an elitist." It is, however, an indication that she is a clueless moron. Has not eight years of governance-by-idiot been enough? Has not Bush done enough damage that we need to elect an even dumber ideologue?

Given McCain's advanced age and his obvious lack of good health (since he won't release his medical records), a vote for McCain is a vote for Bible Spice as the 45th President. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then I can't fathom why.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

I'm not a member of the Washington elite, I'm just a good ole' boy from Looizianer, but I can tell ya what newspapers I read every day. (San Jose Mercury News and the Google News front page and main sections, every day).

Heard a new name for Palin today: "Chick Cheney". But I still think "Bible Spice" is probably closer to Palin -- poppy, pretty, and empty.

- Badtux the News-readin' Penguin