Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 27, 2008

Guilty times Seven

Sen. Ted Stevens has been found guilty on all seven counts.

(Waiter! A round of Schadenfreude for the house!)
Posted by on or about 20:25

4 comments:

deadstick said...

Guess he'll be spending time behind a series of gray tubes...

10/27/2008 8:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Har!

10/27/2008 9:45 PM
Anonymoustache said...

Pretty good one, deadstick. Here's one I read--
Prison is not a big building. It is more like a series of cubes.
--Not mine; don't know the original source.

10/27/2008 10:51 PM
Anonymous said...

Kinda makes me proud to be an American. And now, if the judge does his job, it won't matter if the good folks in Alaska elect the scumbag again - I don't think a senator can vote from inside a federal prison - no matter how country club-like it may be.

10/28/2008 6:07 PM

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