Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Does Anyone Have a Good Recipie For Boiling Shoe Leather?

We are all going to be eating our shoes at this rate.
Bush: ‘We can solve this crisis and we will’
This is the sort of puzzle that we can depend on George Bush to solve:

If the problem is any more complex than that, he loses interest very quickly, as can be seen in how fast New Orleans has been rebuilt or how much reconstruction work was done in Afghanistan.

I don't know about you, but knowing that George Bush is working on a problem, any problem, fills me with dread.

3 comments:

Distributorcap said...

you can watch the market drop as he speaks -- i am not kidding

Phil said...

Strange, I just watched your countdown clock count down to 100 days,23 hrs and 59 minutes, Mine did that at midnight last night.

Anyway, back to the subject, Bush could break a cast iron anvil with a rubber mallet.

He is the biggest fuck up I have ever seen.

I have been waiting and waiting for that motherfucker to get out of the Whitehouse and now the end is in sight.

It is also looking like the Republicans are going to get their asses handed to them.
Sweet.
They need to be driven back to the fringe permanently.

Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, my countdown clock uses Noon, 1/20/09 as its zero time. Other clocks use midnight, or 12 hours earlier.