Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Canada Leads the Way

I would have thought that Canadian politics would be more serene than the race-baiting xenophobic brand practiced by our Republican party.

Seems that I was wrong.
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BadTux said...

I was living in Louisiana during the David Duke vs. Edwin Edwards race. Someone egged my car because I had an Edwin Edwards For Governor sticker on it, then took a knife to the bumper and rubbed the sticker off. Luckily it was a rusty 1981 Chevy Chevette, big deal :-). Anyhow, I not only replaced the sticker, but added one beside it that said "Vote For The Crook, It's Important". Heh.

- Badtux the "Seen it before" Penguin

10/13/2008 3:47 AM

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