Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

So, Only Now Do They Vet Palin

The McCain Campaign has sent a team to Alaska to look into Palin's background. (Palin has also "lawyered up.")

Excuse me, folks, but isn't that kind of investigative check something that they should have done before the Panicky One made his pick? Doesn't anyone in the McCain Campaign know about "the Google," as George Bush called it?

(Oh, that's right. I forgot: McCain couldn't remember that he should have vetted her before choosing her as his running mate because he was a POW.)

Is this the sort of decision-making that we would see from a McCain presidency: Decide first and then do the research afterwards?

Haven't we had enough of that form of impulsive management for the last eight years?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Considering this is any presidential candidate's first decision as a would-be commander in chief, I think McCain exposed the American public to his inability to make a sound decision.
Palin has more downsides than a used Ford Pinto.
And best of all, she's forcing the intolerant fundamentalist Christian wingnuts to make excuses for her I'm sure they find thoroughly repugnant.
BOO-ya!

deadstick said...

I'm sure the tabloids will be up there investigating too. Birth records are usually public, so they're gonna be all over her county clerk to see the names on Trig's certificate...and they'll send paparazzi after Bristol to get pictures of her tummy.

Anonymous said...

Sandy Underpants at the Aristocrats made a good point - at this time, it's not longer vetting! It's damage control!