Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Fair Warning to All Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines; Pt. 2

If, as a result of the Wars of the Chimperor, it is ever determined that war crimes were committed, you may now be prosecuted for providing material support. Doesn't matter what you were doing or where; if you were on active duty at the time the alleged crimes were committed, you were a part of the machine and that is enough.

This is why.

Oh, and to you guys in Halliburton and KBR and Blackwater: That goes double for you.

7 comments:

BadTux said...

This is it? This is all they got? 7 years, 700 billion dollars, and all we got is a fucking taxi driver? What next? They kidnap and put on trial Osama's barber?

Beware the barber of mass destruction. Sigh.

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin

Anonymous said...

Gee, my Army son drove a couple Colonels around....I better drive his ass to Mexico NOW. Man, my bullshit detector pinged out the sarcasm filter that time...

Comrade Misfit said...

If those colonels committed any war crimes, your son is on the hook for them now.

I hate to souund flippant about it, but that is the state of things now.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pretty much what I said at my own blog. Tho' said colonels were here in the states...and omg! In charge of transportation units...oh, the evil, the evil...it burns.
Life is getting so venally and evilly stupid, I think we are overdue for the asteroid.

Comrade Misfit said...

By the way, where is your blog? Your Blogger ID says it is a "non public" profile.

BadTux said...

Labrys' blog is 'Walk of the Fallen' and I have a link in my blogroll.

Comrade Misfit said...

Oh. I already link to that blog.

Thanks.