Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Morning Cat Log

4:45: The loud-mouthed birds outside start squawking. George tries to get me up to feed him. I get up, go to the bathroom. George runs to the kitchen, Jake and Gracie don't budge. I go back into my bedroom, shut the door and go back to bed.

5:20: Gracie barfs up a hairball. I roll over and go back to sleep.

6:10: Alarm goes off. I get up, feed the cats, clean up the hairball, and begin washing a load of cat towels from the furniture and the cat condos.

(Ugh)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laugh because it's all so familiar.

Dr. Zaius said...

Coughing up a hairball is just your cat's way of saying that he loves you. ;o)

BadTux said...

You clean up the hairball? I just ignore it, and after a while it disappears.

No, I don't want to know where it goes. My suspicion is that the other cat eats it :-}.

- Badtux the Disgusting Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

You clean up the hairball? I just ignore it, and after a while it disappears.

OK, Badtux, I believe it: You're a guy. :)