Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 4, 2008

Cat Log

Last night, as I was getting ready for bed, Gracie yocked up a huge hairball. Then, as I was just settling into bed, she jumped up on the bed and she smelled terrible. She had had a liquid stool and there was shit all down her ass and her hind legs.

So there I was, at about 11:30 PM, giving Gracie a half-body shower. She must have spent half the night alternately grooming herself and barfing up the results, which I had to clean up this morning.

I got the cat carriers out last night, as they are coming with me. Gracie normally hides when I bring the carriers out, but last night she didn't turn a hair. This morning, however, she is hiding away. I think she done broke the code on this.

The last load of clothes are in the dryer and the dishes are in the dishwasher. I'll run the vacuum for a little bit and then you can color me gone!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Gracie! And poor you!

I laughed because I make sure things are clean and put away when I travel, too.

Have a blast!

Comrade Misfit said...

I didn't run the vacuum, the cats were agitated enough as it was. I did make a few passes with a carpet sweeper, though.

Distributorcap said...

i hope she is ok

Comrade Misfit said...

She still has loose stools, so she got another shower today. Then she got 1/8th of an Immodium tablet, so we shall see....