Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Well, I Am Some Disappointed

This site is certified 32% EVIL by the Gematriculator

I am some disappointed. I thought it would be higher.

5 comments:

Phil said...

Oh, I am SO going to try that.
BRB.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAaaaa.

Phil said...

OK, there is something NOT RIGHT when I get the same score as you.
Just because there is no blood?
What?

Comrade Misfit said...

No telling, Busted. We have work to do, I guess.

BobG said...

Ha ha...I got a 34..

Comrade Misfit said...

BobG:

Noooooo Faaaaiiiirrrrrrr!

:)