Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, January 11, 2026

Facts About Blue Whales

  1. A blue whale calf can be up to 26 feet long and weigh almost 4000 pounds, making it the 2nd largest baby in the world behind Donald Trump.
  2. A blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet, making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind JD Vance.

Posted by on or about 20:21

2 comments:

Doug T. said...

OMG! Perfect. Can I steal it?

1/12/2026 11:17 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Sure.

1/12/2026 1:13 PM

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