Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 22, 2026

ICE & CBP are Terrorist Groups

Prove me wrong. Between their use of chemical sprays as tools of torture, murder and ripping up the Fourth Amendment, it is clear as glass that the sole purpose of ICE and CBP are to terrorize the American people.

So far, there is no sign that the American people are buckling under. Even white people are starting to despise the Bloated Old Sundowning Fascist.

It's probably worth remembering that British troops barging into Colonial homes and businesses to conduct searches without a warrant was one of the things that pissed people off in the early 1770s. So did killing citizens and then sweeping the murders under the rug with pseudo-investigations and mock tribunals.

I submit that it is your patriotic duty to despise everyone who works for the Federal goon squads (FBI, ICE, CBP and the Secret Service), except maybe the Coast Guard.

To paraphrase an 18th Century curse:
Damn everyone who works for a Federal goon squad!
Damn everyone who won't damn everyone who works for a Federal goon squad!
Damn everyone who won't turn on a light and sit up all night to damn everyone who works for a Federal goon squad!

2 comments:

S Stewart said...

I entirely agree with you. Just a note that you may have intended “goon squad” a few places where it says “good squad” instead.

Comrade Misfit said...

Sheesh. Can't believe that I did that. Thanks.