Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Monday, January 19, 2026

Trump's Dementia is Getting Worse

Read this from the Orange Gasbag and tell me that he's not sinking into the abyss of dementia:

This has all the advanced reasoning of a child threatening to take his ball and go home. The Norwegian governmet has told the Maniac of Mar-a-Lago that they do not award Nobel Prizes. But once the Smoothbrained Autocrat gets an idea into his noggin, it doesn't come out.

Going on a rant and engaging in bad behavior because he didn't get a shiny bauble is something that most people would grow out of by age seven. But not this clown.

And if you're a Republican, this is on you. Find some gonads and fix your shit.

2 comments:

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

The gonads of the entire GOP are now stored in a vault in the Kremlin.

dinthebeast said...

But Fergus, we do have a treaty, or a formal agreement: We got the Virgin Islands and they got Greenland. If you're gonna tear up international land agreements, why can't other countries void the Louisiana purchase or the purchase of Alaska, or of fucking Florida?

-Doug in Sugar Pine