Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Goose-Stepping These Down Here

The answer is "yes"-- young Republicans are Nazis.
But none of them will join the Army. 
Because they are as gutless and cowardly blowhards as is their Orange Godling.










5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

The way I remember it, Mercurochrome, which my dad brought home from his Forest Service first aid kit, didn't hurt as much as the Merthiolate that came from the same kit.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Mercurochrome did not sting; that was Merthiolate which stung.

If I understand correctly, it was not the thimerosal (the mercurial antiseptic) in Merthiolate which stung, it was the alcohol necessary to dissolve it. Mercurochrome (merbromin) dissolves readily in water alone, which is why it did not sting.

And Holy Ascended Madoka, I hope that Army poster is not real.

Comrade Misfit said...

No, it’s from The Onion.

dan gerene said...

We still got some Merthiolate at home in the medicine cabinet. It's been there a long time evidenced by the price on it of 29 cents. And it still stings. Better to use some of the newer salves that don't sting at all. Or the alcohol pads (ouch) I keep in the garage so i don't have to walk all the way into the house.

Eck! said...

Merthiolate, DAMN that stung! Especially on road rash.

Eck!