Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Doesn't Anyone in Los Angeles Watch the Movies That Are Made There?

In one of the largest cash heists in Los Angeles history, thieves made off with as much as $30 million in an Easter Sunday burglary at a San Fernando Valley money storage facility, an L.A. police official said.

The burglary occurred Sunday night at a facility in Sylmar where cash from businesses across the region is handled and stored, according to L.A. Police Department Cmdr. Elaine Morales.
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Sources familiar with the investigation told The Times a burglary crew broke through the roof of the Gardaworld building on Roxford Street to gain access to the vault. But it is unclear how they avoided the alarm system.

Breaking in through the roof because the roof (or skylights) isn't alarmed is a trope in something like half of the heist flicks made. And you have to suspect that there is somebody in the company whose going to soon relocate to a country with no extradition treaty.

$30 million is, at a minimum, three hundred bricks of $100 bills. Each brick of cash weighs about a kilogram. So that's about 660 pounds of cash, assuming that's what they stole. In twenties, it would be a ton and a half of cash. Still, over a quarter-ton of cash would be a bit much to quickly haul out of the facility, which is why they likely broke a hole through the wall.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

Security is an expense and its insured... They don't want
to pay for both.

Major scale operation. Now lest see if they find the
money or the perps.


Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

It's a visa thing?

Chilean break-in crew is back, and burglaries are on the rise in La Jolla
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/chilean-break-in-crew-is-back-and-burglaries-are-on-the-rise-in-la-jolla/3410178/