Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 7, 2024

The TOFF's Blood-Corruption Slur

You've probably heard that the Orange Russian Asset has, among other things, been channelling Hitler and blathering about immigrants corrupting the blood of the country.

A few things about that. First off, this:

Second, his dad's parents were immigrants (his father and grandfather were also draft-dodgers). His mother came over and took a job that could have been done by an American during the Depression. His current wife came in on visa fraud (allegedly). She then brought in her parents by a method that Captain Bone Suprs and Gruppenführer Miller have derisively rerred to as "chain migration".

And by the way, his wife, in-laws and youngerst son are, therefore, Slavs; people who were deemed as sub-humans by the TOFF's "intellectual" lidestone.

Third, Neanderthal DNA is present in Caucasians and Denisovan DNA is present in some Asian populations. The only population of human that doesn't have archaic genes in it is (wait for it) Africans. Which makes them the "pure bloods", not P01135809's Aryans.

So, to sum up, he's as full of shit as always.

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