Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Odor in the Court! Odor in the Court!

Drowsy Don is allegedly stinking up the joint. Maybe they can issue gas masks to the jurors....

The Internet snark should be epic.

9 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1gRLfaE4gY

Eck! said...

Is it farting or crapping in his diaper.



Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Sure, it could be that. Dozing Diaper Donnie.

rdale said...

Betty Bowers said "Now we know why all those strong men who come up to trump* have tears in their eyes."

Leanna said...

People are calling him Rip Van Stinkle.

Comrade Misfit said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

That’s better than Don Snoreleone, the Nodfather.

w3ski said...

I wonder how much he pays the person who changes his diapers? It can't be enough.
I do expect he's not late with that payment.
w3ski

Ten Bears said...

Yes but ... is it contempt ?

Jones, Jon Jones said...

A pettifogger?