Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

GOP Impeachment Big Fail

Heh.

The Senate has dismissed all impeachment charges against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, ending the House Republican push to remove the Cabinet secretary from office over his handling of the the U.S.-Mexico border and ending his trial before arguments even began.

The Batshit-Crazy Caucus's argument on this case has always been that they didn't like how he was doing his job. No crimes, no misdemeanors, they just didn't like him. Which is hardly a reason to impeach him.

The Trumpanzees are living in some sort of alternate universe where having threadbare control of one house of Congress gives them the power to dictate everything. it doesn't, anyone with a sense of realism would know that, which is why you have imbeciles like MTG throwing hissy fits on a daily basis.

This particular circus act has been a stellar example of that

3 comments:

w3ski said...

The current Congress is a waste. Of time, money, and even air. Between the hardliners, the idiots, and the regular Rethugs, nothing is getting done. It's become a show-and-tell for nitwits. How the clowns get elected more than once is a mystery to me. Too bad there is no control other than elections, over those nuts. They get to carry on about who to impeach, but no one gets to impeach them. Sad.
w3ski

Eck! said...

The do nothing gig,
has done nothing...

Even off their own list the number of successes are so
small as to need only the middle finger.


Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

As Boyd Worsham once said - Henry don't sweat the small shit. Gulfstream was a building a new data center on short order and I was the project manager for the IT move. Boyd was going to produce the certificate of occupancy when I needed it and the facilities guy went anal for no good reason other than corporate politics. There may have been a few smiles around the room, but no laughs.