Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 23, 2024

Meanwhile, in the Hellscape Known as Florida

With a brief memo, Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo has subverted a public health standard that's long kept measles outbreaks under control.

On Feb. 20, as measles spread through Manatee Bay Elementary in South Florida, Ladapo sent parents a letter granting them permission to send unvaccinated children to school amid the outbreak.

The Department of Health "is deferring to parents or guardians to make decisions about school attendance," wrote Ladapo, who was appointed to head the agency by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, whose name is listed above Ladapo's in the letterhead
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Measles is one of the most contagious diseases around, yet the medieval-grade witch-doctor who Meatball Ron appointed as surgeon general thinks it's just peachy to send unvaccinated kids into a school where there is a measels outbreak. Because, after all, only a tenth of those who contract measels will lose some or all of their hearing (0.1% will die) and that's an acceptable risk to a political douchebag who prizes ideology over science.

Elect a clown and you get a circus.

4 comments:

DGC said...

I lost most of the hearing in one ear because of measles (before the vaccine was available). I could have been left completely deaf as my aunt was. It's not a harmless childhood disease.

dan gerene said...

Not to worry. No matter what kind of numbers result from this, Ron Desatanis will figure out a way to fudge them. I have suspected he did the same with the Covid death numbers by tacitly encouraging those that sign the death certificates to look over a patients record for other possible cause of death and report the death as that being the cause instead of why the were admitted to the hospital, if it was Covid. Can't make himself or Florida look bad. And his Sturgeon General is right there with him. He's got his talking fish and it isn't Billy Bass.

w3ski said...

I caught Mumps, Measles, and all the other "childhood diseases" and have lived unimpeded to 70 so far. Not to say I am against vaccines. I felt really lousy with each one of those episodes. My Mom who didn't work at the time, was able to take care of me and clean up after me, but my own kids did not have that luxury. I am all for people skating on those horrible days of fever and all. For Florida to mandate that sick or unvaccinated kids attend school, sounds like a public health nightmare. You have to get those attendance dollars though, so keep the kids in that school. Republicans will be the death of us all.
w3ski

Eck! said...

Also a reson for woemn to not be there....pregnancy because
measles.

Then the antivaxers there is Rubella..
Christo-facists will likely extinct themselves to out great relief.


Eck!