Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Florida Seeks to Become a Safe State for Racists and Other Bigots

The batshit crazies who infest the Florida legislature want to make it defamatory to accuse of being homophobic, sexist, racist and bigoted, even if true, would be punishable by a fine of up to $35,000.

So even if your crazed Trumpist neighbor flies a Confederate flag and shouts antisemitic slogans and you counter by calling him out for being a racist fuck, you can be sued.

There is no longer any good reason to live in Florida, visit there, or do any business with an entity there. Leave the state to the mosquitoes and the MAGA racists.

Oh, and fuck Utah, too.

6 comments:

Eck! said...

They are proposing law that is self invalidating or potentially
has a self conflicting result.

I suspect the thesaurus is not on the side of the
bigots and phobes.


Eck!

CenterPuke88 said...

Eck, the plan is to pass it and see what the Courts will leave intact as a base to work forward from. If it’s nothing, they water it down and try again.

Andolphus Grey said...

I used to snowbird to FL, but they don't want us woke people spending our money down there anymore. If you aren't woke, you're asleep.

Uncle Ho said...

I spent some time in Floriduh in 1970, my impression back then was we should sell it back to Spain. It has gone downhill even more since then.

dinthebeast said...

Driftglass featured this post in Mike's Blog Round Up at Crooks and Liars.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

Thanks. I've not been watching the stats for the blog.