Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Stay Offa the MAX

That's the advice from a couple of guys who once worked at Boeing, including a 737 project manager.

For the MAX 9, you'd need to avoid United and Alaska airlines. The MAX 8 is probably flown by those guys, along with Southwest and American.

Spirit flies Airbi, but then again, it's Sprit and you can be assured that there is no corner that has been left uncut. Which leave USAir, JetBlue, Amtrak and Greyhound for ways to get around and not have the chance of riding a MAX.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Reminds me of something m'g'da used to say about four wheel drive: if you need it to get there you don't need to be there. Pre Trump-Flu I used to fly quite a bit, back and forth across the country once or twice a year. Now I can't see myself ever getting on another airplane

Sarah said...

Blanco Lirio is livid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrKgZWMk1EA

Comrade Misfit said...

That’s a bit scary.