Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 10, 2024

"America Has Never Been a Racist Country," Sez Nikki

Maybe some day she can then explain why books such as this existed.

The Jewish Vacation Guide was first published around 1916. It was the inspiration for The Negro Motorist's Green Book.

Times change, of course. Thanks to the Christian Taliban, there may be a need for a new version: The Transgendered Motorist's Purple Book. Entry #1: Stay the fuck out of Florida.

2 comments:

MarkS said...: Stay out of Florida is kind of unnecessary, but, yeah.; 2/13/2024 7:05 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Disagree. If you’re trangendered, going to the bathroom can land you in jail for a year.

So yes, stay out of Florida.; 2/13/2024 7:47 PM