Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 10, 2024

35-1

There have been thirty-five men who served as president of the United States and who didn't die in office. (Eight did die and one served non-consecutive terms).

None of them were ever indicted for a felony. One should have been, but he was pardoned.

Only one former president has ever been indicted for a felony, in his case, 91 of them.

No prizes for guessing who.

4 comments:

JustMusing said...: Indicted, but not convicted yet on Federal charges. Hopefully he'll be bankrupted by the civil trials very soon and have to use a public defender (if any would take the cases).

Can you imagine TOFF going pro-se and asking/answering questions of himself while in the witness box? Or simply burning up when he puts his hand on the "Art of the Deal" and swears to tell the whole truth and ........; 2/10/2024 12:54 PM
DTWND said...: The takeaway from this post, just like the one below this one, is simple. Obey the law, follow the rules, respect the rights of others, and you DON’T get to do whatever you want. Or as an old plumber once told me: “Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.”

Dale; 2/10/2024 4:01 PM
B said...: Indicted by a partisan congress. One that had TDS and would have found SOME reason to indict him.

Of course, that indictment did not result in a conviction. It was wishful thinking in an attempt tp keep him out of washington

Fail; 2/12/2024 9:28 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: “Fail?” You’ve apparently confused indictment with impeachment. Congress doesn’t issue indictments.

Having done that, you’re even more in error, as two other presidents have been impeached.; 2/12/2024 10:51 AM