Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 9, 2024

Merrick Garland Is a Foot-Dragging Tool, and Not In a Good Way

Best comment via text or email on Garland's special counsel's "report":

What a fucking bit of gratuitous character assassination by a hack who was trying to preserve his MAGA credentials because he couldn't figure out a way to bring charges against Joe Biden.

Besides this bullshit, Garland moved at a glacial pace when it came to any of the document cases or the insurrection case. But what can one expect? Garland moves so slowly that he probably has to set aside ninety minutes to take a shit.

2 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

test and austin is back in hospital with cancer

Comrade Misfit said...

I heard. I’ll leave him be.