Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Dear Tuckyo Rose, Qatar Airlines is Ready When You Are

“What was very shocking, very disturbing was the city of Moscow, where I’d never been … it was so much nicer than any city in my country,” [Traitor Tucker] said, calling the Russian capital “so much cleaner, and prettier aesthetically — its architecture, its food, its service — than any city in the United States.”

Here is my modest proposition: Tuckyo Rose should set up a GoFundMe campaign to help him pay to move to Moscow, with the following provisios: If he moves back within ten years, he has to pay triple the amount raised to the DNC. If he doesn't go at all, ten times.

I would not be surprised at all if he picked up a Russian passport wheile he was visiting (or house-hunting) Moscow. Actually, I'd be a little surprised if he hadn't.

Idea stolen from here.

Qatar Airlines because Delta ended its code-sharing with Aeroflot two years ago.

7 comments:

Doug T. said...

Fine. Then he should move is fat ass there. And he can take his Valentine, Trump, with him.

montag said...

I would be more interested in knowing how his debriefing with Russian intelligence went.

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Comrade Misfit said...

I said “take a hike, pal” and I meant it.

Keaaukane said...

Tucker's stupidity on full display. I have heard that parts of Moscow are quite nice. There is an oppressive amount of State oversight on building and construction. If any city in America tried to impose that level of oversight on builders, Fox News would be denouncing that city as being Communist.

Fucking ironic.

Ten Bears said...

Round them all up, stuff them into cattle-cars and ship them to Russia ...

Brian Train said...

And here I thought he was all lined up for a nice villa by Lake Balaton, Hungary.
Well, with his family frozen TV dinner money, he could live in both countries.

Funny news story I saw yesterday about how Putin said he was disappointed that Carlson did not ask him tougher questions, so he could have answered in kind.
Guess he was not sufficiently briefed that not only does Carlson not ask those kinds of questions, he is not even a journalist... as the courts established.