Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Caturday

Buddy was cleaning Teddy.


Buddy went over the Rainbow Bridge in 1998. He was a FIV+ cat who the vet once joked that when they expanded, they were going to name the new wing after him. They said he'd be lucky to go nine months; he went almost that many years. Teddy followed him in 2006; he had a lot of problems with urinary stones. He was given subcutaneous fluids at home for a while for three times a week, for which he was a real trouper.

2 comments:

Grey Wolf said...

Aww ... adorable.

I remember the subq saline infusions all too well. Bought the bags if Ringer's in vet quantities.

You're a good hooman.

Nebris said...

HEARTS