Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Bet That For This, Texas Will Want Help From the Feds

Surging wildfires fueled by strong winds and dry grass in unseasonably warm temperatures prompted safety warnings for residents of several towns and at least one evacuation order in the far northern part of the Texas Panhandle on Tuesday.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott issued a disaster declaration for 60 counties and ordered the state to activate emergency response assistance to support local firefighters.

Maybe Meatball Ron and those other asshole governors can send fire crews, since they're so hot on helping Abbott with the border.

7 comments:

Falling Like Rain said...

If they want $$$ for emergencies they should be forced to accept and distribute $$$ for child lunch programs.

Wayne Wilson said...

Gov. hobbs of Arizona won't sign a bill to arrest and deport ILLEGALS but she wants money for the feds to welcome them into the U.S. As a citizen of Arizona , I say deport , we don't need to spend money on criminals.

Eck! said...

All those illegals are of course criminals even the toddlers.
Calling them criminals of course requires proof.

Me why not ronbo sending all his "illegals" to Texas to fight
the fires. Accepting federal money also means federal compliance.
Who looses? The good people of Texas that are just trying to
live and raise families. To me Abbot hates Texans.

I will say thing only once. America is a country build on and by immigrants.. even the ones that landed at Plymouth Rock!


Eck!

Eck! said...

What I ponder is what the affected Texan will think when they
return to see their properties reduced to ashes, what will
abbot offer them. Or will he just blame others?


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Give them our thoughts and prayers.

Beyond that…

MarkS said...

Non-Wampanoag speakers are illegal.(and demonstrably criminal) immigrants.

dinthebeast said...

Wildfires are no joke. They deserve help even if they are assholes. Don't prove them right when they say the government can't do anything right, make an example out of them instead.

-Doug in Sugar Pine