Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 13, 2022

Your Sunday Evening Jet Noise

Cirrus jet:


Ombibulous said...

Is that the new Forked Tail Doctor Killer?

Comrade Misfit said...

Possibly, but it does have a parachute and emergency autoland.

There are two guarded buttons on the overhead panel of the airplane. The one labelled "I'm so Fucked" activates the autoland system. The one labeled "I am Seriously Fucked" deploys the parachute.

Tod Germanica said...

We can thank the home built, UL and LSA types for the advent and popularization of the ballistic emergency parachute. Surprised to never see them retrofitted to the older trainers like C-150/152.
'The New Fork Tailed Doctor Killer!' would probably not fly as a sales meeting slogan.

Ombibulous said...

"would probably not fly"