Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Good Riddance

A California man suspected of taking part in the US Capitol riots last year has been granted asylum in Belarus.

Goombye, Asswipe. Vaya con el Diablo, malparido.


Eck! said...

Wait till he experience the real world of oppressed peoples.
That will be a prison of his own choice.

We of course do not have to welcome him back as a result.


Comrade Misfit said...

"Flight to avoid prosecution" will, no doubt, be added to the list of charges awaiting him once he tires of living in PutinLand.