Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 14, 2022

TuckyoRose Has Sold His Soul to Putin

The Russians are regarding him as an essential person in their propaganda effort.

On March 3, as Russian military forces bombed Ukrainian cities as part of Vladimir Putin’s illegal invasion of his neighbor, the Kremlin sent out talking points to state-friendly media outlets with a request: Use more Tucker Carlson.

“It is essential to use as much as possible fragments of broadcasts of the popular Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who sharply criticizes the actions of the United States [and] NATO, their negative role in unleashing the conflict in Ukraine, [and] the defiantly provocative behavior from the leadership of the Western countries and NATO towards the Russian Federation and towards President Putin, personally,” advises the 12-page document written in Russian.

Everywhere Carleson speaks, the rotten-fruit concession should make a lot of money. He ought to go to the nearest Russian consulate and pick up his new passport. And go.


Ombibulous said...

When I first saw this report I wondered if it was some sort of disinformation. It seems a little too perfect, a little too good to be true.

Tod Germanica said...

The US turncoats don't bother to hide their Putin love, why should Russia disguise their deep affection for their most effective agent since trump?
Especially since Tucker is boosting Putin just for shits and grins lately, now that his paycheck roubles are worth pennies and still dropping. He flat out loves him some treason. Like trump, he glories in being Vlad Putin's special little testical cosy. Now performing gratis, just for the joy of treason!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Just a load dump:
The Fifth Service of the FSB, Russia’s main intelligence service, has been targeted and the leadership placed under house arrest, according to the authors’ sources.

Possible Outcomes of the Russo-Ukrainian War and China’s Choice

Comrade Misfit said...

Jon, if the first story is true, then Putin has chosen his scapegoats.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. The other two are more food for thought, but they take time and I'm not all the way thru the video yet.

You seem to be up for the game.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not up for an hour-plus lecture. I'd rather read an article.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

It's only 45 min the rest is Q&A

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Google his name - he's popular now. It was the last key to the puzzle.