Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Self-Parking Cars

Still a few bugs in the system:

Posted by on or about 09:28
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3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

A Masshole!

5/12/2021 12:02 PM
Eck! said...

Hey, I resemble that if only by geography. ;)

No worry we call them that too.

You know the sign for for welcome to Boston is the
middle digit.

If the chimp had anything to say, its a Rebel Yell!.


Eck!

5/12/2021 6:15 PM
Ten Bears said...

I have learned that the best defense is offense. Gotta' drive like they do or you'll get crushed.

Especially in the Smart car.

5/13/2021 6:52 AM

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